Daemon Application for assistant!

[Psychozilla]

I stopped listening after "If I were you'd"

What does that mean anyway?

[Daemon]

It means he wasted his breath on you because you will never learn, you will never get better, you will always be a stupid fucking kid. Even when you are old and infirm and only slightly less useless then you are know, you will always be a stupid fucking kid. But fuck it I think I may have found my assistant, Ill get back on you all bout that later.

[LaCroix]

Well? Who did you choose? The suspense is killing me!

[aragu]

I would apply but I am a total newb in this universe, having been recentl converted by Fang, so I don't think I would do well.

But good luck to anyone who gets this post!

[Zilla]

before you decide look at me

Name: Zilla

Age: 14

sex: male

Reason for wanting to be my assistant (list at least two coherent reasons): I've been a member for over a year and want to do more for the site, i respect Daemon and think i can learn from him

Would you be willing to do as your told?: unquestionably

Would you be willing to tell me to fuck off if I ask you to do something that is against all laws of nature and decency?: yes i follow no one blindly no matter how much i respect them

Tell me what you would do in this situations;
A new guy creates a character, it is obviously overpowered and a potential god modder to boot. you give them very good reasons as to why they can't have it and they go all apeshit and start ranting and raving or they just flat out ignore you. What do you do?: ask them again and if they refuse warn them and threaten to delete the sheet if they still prosiest do so and ban them

Someone is powerplaying on the boards. And your the only mod on at the time, what do you do?: tell them to modify the post or be warned

One of the admins is being a total dick to someone who honestly doesn't deserve it ((aka someone other then psycho)). How do you handle the situation?: I ask him what the other person did and then if no good answer is given i polity ask him to stop

And final question.....

What's your opinion of Daemon?: i respect and admire

[drstrangelove]

Name: Dr. Strangelove

Age: 14...and to answer teh question, I give myself..74 more years

sex: Male

Reason for wanting to be my assistant (list at least two coherent reasons): I have nothing better to do, and I enjoy being a total asshole.

Would you be willing to do as your told?: Yes Mien Fuhrer

Would you be willing to tell me to fuck off if I ask you to do something that is against all laws of nature and decency?: Depends on what your laws of nature and decency are..

Tell me what you would do in this situations;
A new guy creates a character, it is obviously overpowered and a potential god modder to boot. you give them very good reasons as to why they can't have it and they go all apeshit and start ranting and raving or they just flat out ignore you. What do you do?: Lock thread, wait for admin.

Someone is powerplaying on the boards. And your the only mod on at the time, what do you do?: See above

One of the admins is being a total dick to someone who honestly doesn't deserve it ((aka someone other then psycho)). How do you handle the situation?: Basically, leave teh admin alone..<.<..he is an admin..

And final question.....

What's your opinion of Daemon?: Neutral.

[Daemon]

I have made my desicion..... and you can all wait till monday. Don't you just LOOOOVE suspence? But Ill certainly keep most of these apps in mind in case my assistant gets promoted on me. lol