Post by LaCroix on Mar 31, 2006 1:59:50 GMT -5
Recent String of Kaiju Attacks
Across the globe, Kaiju have begun to appear in numbers. The extend of damage is unknown at this time, but affected cities include Madrid, New York, and Tokyo. How ever, the government insists now other Kaiju have come within one hundred kilometers of the PRC. The Government also insists we have the means to effectively destroy kaiju that would dare attack the PRC!
In other news...
Peoples Liberation Army conducts training exercises near Kazakh border, International concerns rise.
Our glorious Military is simply conducting a training exercises near the Kazakh border, which has caused several nations to condemn our military movements. Government dismisses claim of additional military build-up along border. Would you like to know more?
Europe a slum, PRC now the healthiest nation on the planet.
According to Government conducted studies, the PRC is now the healthiest nation in the world by far. Avian Flue, AIDS, and SARS has been eradicated, And water supplies are now cleaner then ever. Europe, according to our Government, is the exact opposite. Truly this is another sign that China is indeed the greatest nation on Earth. Would you like to know more?
