Julio

[julio]

admin said:

drstrangelove said:

Me, actually.

*Chupacabra flips in, Spineshanks Strangelove, backflips away*

Chupacabra? JCW must be getting desperate for super stars

[Goji]

...Chupacabra is me, douchebag...

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[Daemon]

He wrestles as Chupacabra and I wrestle as Lovecraft and together we are..... FUCKIN NUTS!!

[Goji]

WOOO!

[julio]

Why does he hang out in corn fields?

[Goji]

Becuase it's the closest thing we have to wilderness. XD

That, and he;s fucking insane.

[Daemon]

And Corn rocks man, you can put butter on it, make it to popcorn, make it into bread, cream it, make cookin oil outta it. It just rocks man! And the cobs make wicked pipes.

[Lord Vader]

...I've never noticed how many usages there are for corn until now...Wow...Don't forget certain cereals.

[Daemon]

How could I forget?

[Guardian Fang]

and if soaked in gas for a couple of days, then rolled in black powder and covered in wax with a fuse put in it, it makes one hell of a good RPG for use in a standard potato gun.

[Zilla]

and you know that because...

[Kurgan]

Yes explain. I wanna hear this.

[Daemon]

Your forgetting he is Fang, my first assistant/apprentice! How could he be any way else?

[Guardian Fang]

simple. when i found out that flaming hot mashed potatos hurt like hell, i switched to a more aerodynamic and pointy object so that instead of splattering on objects, it would attain at least a little bit of pennatration. plus, having a core that is harder than the skin of the projectile helps it to keep it's form when under high amounts of pressure buth from the compression in the barrel, and from the impact, plus the G's that it's pulling in flight. all in all it is a more stable, more accurate, and more effective projectile than a potato. plus all corn is relatively the same diamiter, or at least close enough toat only minimum cutting is needed for faster re-loads and more shots in the same amount of time.

my technique for turning vegatables into explosives isn't that new of a concept, though... or maybe it is... i dunno. it just seems like someone would have thought of it. anyways. i will say that a potato does absorb gas faster and can probably hold more, but when saturated it becomes highly unstable. it usually breaks apart in the air. while corn won't retain as much gas, the grooves between the kernals allow for the black power to actually absorb gas, and mixed with the natural acid of the fruit, and the petrol gel of the liquid parrafin wax, those grooves are filled with a napalm like substance that, once lit will sustain a weak flame untill the internal absorbed gas and the external layer of black power are ignighter, causing a fairly sizable explosion. however. the importance of the wax on the outside and a fuse heavily pressed with gunpowder are paramount. if it is not coated heavily in wax, it will detonate inside the barrel, destroying the weapon and injuring, if not killing the gunner. the fuse has to be heavily pressed with very fine black powder in order to be lit by the very breif flash explosion during the firing process. it wouldn't hurt to fray the end of the fuse too, to get a wider surface to catch fire with. it may also help to lightly coat the fuse in wax so it doesn't light halfway up the the fuse and explode in flight. idealy, the corn missile should explode moments after it impacts with the surface. surfaces that it will penetrate and remain stuck in are sheet metal, heavy plastics, safe-t-glass, fiberglass, plexiglass. brittle materials tend to shatter on impact, and a tree is generally to thick to penetrate from a safe distance.

i think that's most of the details about the corn Missle...

[Zilla]

*takes notes*